Incommunicado

" I'd be really pleased to meet you if I could remember your name
But I got problems of the memory ever since I got a winner in the fame game

I'm a citizen of Legoland travellin' incommunicado
And I don't give a damn for the Fleet Street aficionados
But I don't want to be the back-page interview
I don't want launderette anonymity
I want my hand prints in the concrete on Sunset Boulevard
A dummy in Tussauds you'll see


Incommunicado, incommunicado


I'm a Marquee veteran, a multimedia bonafide celebrity
I've got an allergy to Perrier, daylight and responsibility
I'm a rootin'-tootin' cowboy, the Peter Pan, the street credibility
Always taking the point with the dawn patrol fraternity


Sometimes it seems like I've been here before
When I hear opportunity kicking in my door
Call it synchronicity call it deja vu
I just put my faith in destiny - it's the way that I choose


But I don't want to be a tin can tied
To the bumper of a wedding limousine
Or currently residing in the where are they now file
A toupee on the cabaret scene
I want to do adverts for American Express cards
Talk shows on prime time TV
A villa in France, my own cocktail bar
And that's where you're gonna find me


Incommunicado, incommunicado


Sometimes it seems like I've been here before
When I hear opportunity kicking in my door
Call it synchronicity call it deja vu
I just put my faith in destiny - it's the way that I choose


Incommunicado, incommunicado
It's the only way"


Fish Marillion


Yes reader or maybe there is more than one of you I am leaving I am gone tomorrow I will be incommunicado or rather in a negotiating battle with various family factions requiring  use of the computer that my faction is me and a senile old Labrador / golden retriever vs.  parent faction  they pay the bill have a golden retriever and my mut will defect to this faction. Oldest sister faction, two Adults 3 kids and two dogs very powerful faction. Next sister faction two adults 3 kids  might well offer bribes to my mut, but are currently domiciled in the UK giving a scarcity factor. That is like being gold against iron ore.

Shit it is like trying to be an opposition  Labour Party power player without having the name David. Hell I think they have 4 David's at the moment  not to mention  there unofficial advisor  David Farrar  who also advises the  government on a more official basis that they have a couple of David's as well .

And woman planning to procreate with me ( fat chance )  should be aware that I have having listened to
Jim Mora's programme today come to the conclusion  any offspring will be named Goliath or Golifisa.

I long gave up on that pointless  piece of prose called the bible but I love Christmas and I hope you all have a great Christmas
Cheers
Hamish