It had better not be ginger, Queen warns Harry
As the royal brood mare’s first offspring was announced, the Queen demanded to know
Prince Harry’s whereabouts around 12 weeks ago.
The Queen said: “This family has a history of mysteriously ginger babies and I’m sick of it.
“I know Harry likes those sisters and I know he’s a randy little sod. We have to be sure.
“The public isn’t going to buy that ‘it’s a rare recessive gene that can skip generations’
nonsense. There are limits to their idiocy.”
It is too early in the pregnancy to tell whether the foetus might be a carrot top. In the
meantime, Prince Harry is checking through his text messages.
Prince Harry said: “There is one here from a Kate M, saying something about how maybe we
got too drunk together after the polo. But I know a lot of Kate Ms.
“There’s Kate…M…anyway there’s loads of them.
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