Solomon Islands. Kate Middleton. The naked truth.

Never one to shy away from sexy woman getting naked I am prepared to risk royal displeasure and boldly go where Silvio Berlusconi  serial rooter of underage girls  has gone. Kate Middleton The Duchess of Cambridge, naked breasts I have no shame.

The irony must be palpable.

All of it done without the telephoto lens and invasion of privacy we have come to expect from the gutter main stream media.

" The Young Royals were garlanded with the traditional jewellery during their visit to the tiny village of Marau in the Solomon Islands before taking the scenic route to Tavanipupu aboard a traditional war canoe.

It was a world away from the storm that has engulfed the couple because of topless pictures of Kate published by a french magazine Closer last week. The Duke and Duchess's lawyers are in a Paris court today seeking an injunction to prevent the further spread of the images."

I hope that the royal couple get a win and a very hefty payment in Paris today. I hope the editor and photographer get jailed. There are lines you don't cross.