Thursday, May 10, 2012

Brass razoo's

On Thursday I look forward to Ele's quiz over at Homepaddock I usually can determine the theme and then try and craft answers to questions I don't know around them, today Ele left it up to her readers. Which brings us nicely to brass razoo's and to Sailworld and a sobering warning. I work in the marine industry

" I remember reading, following the Space Shuttle Columbia crash, that the finger of blame could be PowerPointed at a slick 'sales pitch' which took precedence over earnest engineering evaluation.
Vital diagnostic information was glossed over in PowerPoint and a briefcase-sized piece of foam struck the wing, compromising the thermal tile protection … and it was all over, Red Rover, for the crew. 

Similarly, it took only a failed O-ring to turn the ill-fated Shuttle Challenger into a cumulus cloud. 
The field of engineering is littered with such tales of the $2 part causing catastrophic failure to a machine worth many thousands, and ultimately costing lives. Race car drivers have been let down by parting nuts, boat races have been lost with the breaking of a shackle. The difference is, these failures were accidental. What if a someone knowingly used an inferior part that caused a vehicle to crash or a boat to sink? What if they did it just to save a few dollars, or euros?? 
Queensland-based naval architect Peter Brady claims that it’s happening in Europe with the use of inferior skin fittings and seacocks in production boats. 
Apparently the CE Standard was rewritten in 1998 to require that fittings need only be corrosion resistant for five years. Some boatbuilders quickly began using common brass instead of DZR brass, silicon bronze, stainless steel or composites for skin fittings and valves. 
Common brass is much cheaper."
 

Life is worth more than a brass razoo.

German debt

Sometimes pictures can be instructive these are great for giving perspective.






Why stop at $100
or for that matter $10,000
or for that matter $1,000,000 lets go for it.
How about $100,000,000

" Germany is considered the flag-ship of European economies. Germany holds a 78.8% debt ratio to economy, above the 60% limit standard set by EU for stability ..."

That looks like this.




Then we have France



" Each story of the debt stack is $10 billion USD. The total debt of France is higher than the Eiffel Tower.
The French are among the countries attacking Greece and the piigs for their bad economic behavior, but are increasingly finding themselves in the same economic situation.
Their credit rating was downgraded from AAA to AA+ recently and hold a 83.5% (2011) debt to economy ratio, above the 60% set by EU for economic stability standard.
French banks are also among the financially weak banks
that pose a danger to the French economy."


Fun times ahead.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

A bridge to Far ?


The Telegraph today ran a feature on British bridges. It is well worth a look, in the interests of chronology I will start with the Forth Bridge on the grounds that I was born in Edinburgh and I would guess it was the first major bridge I crossed.





” Connecting Edinburgh with Fife, the Forth Bridge is one is Scotland’s most-loved landmarks. Opened in 1890, for over two decades it was the longest single cantilever bridge in the world. Over 60 men are thought to have lost their lives during its construction.”


Now I spent a few years in Dundee so it would seem appropriate to include the Tay Bridge. I am guessing I crossed it a few times.



” The foundation stone of the Tay Bridge, connecting the city of Dundee and Wormit in Fife, was laid on July 6 1883, though it did not open for another four years. Another bridge previously existed on the same stretch of river, but famously collapsed in 1879, killing all 75 people on board the train travelling over it at the time.”


Actually the only Dundee bridge I can remember is the Seven Arches Bridge that connected Monifieth to Dundee I gather the rail tracks had been ripped up and sent to Japan to fuel a booming car industry, how the world has changed ?



It doesn’t feature in the Telegraph article but I remember it well.

OK I have concentrated on Scottish bridges  but British bridges would not be complete without the most famous bridge in the world.



” There is perhaps no bridge in the world more famous than London’s Tower Bridge, which has stood in the capital since the late 19th century. Famously, in 1952 the bridge opened while a double decker bus was crossing it. The driver made the decision to take the vehicle over the gap, and landed safely on the other side.”


Walking across Tower Bridge is a must do. The Empire is fading but sometimes you can get a feel for it.


” Tonight I am feeling for you
under the state of a strange land
you have sacrificed much to be here
‘there but for grace…’ as I offer my hand
welcome home,
I bid you welcome,
I  bid you welcome welcome home
from the bottom of my heart
out here on the edge the empire is fading by the day
and the world is so weary in war
maybe we’ll find that new way “



( Dave Dobbin Welcome Home)


Hat Tip Not PC

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

New Logo ?



John Key today announced that he is changing the symbol for Parliament to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.... A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Monday, May 7, 2012

European FUBAR


Chris Trotter at Bowalley Rd quoted Ron Suskind on  the new reality of political ethics.

 “The aide said that guys like me were ‘in what we call the reality-based community,’ which he defined as people who ‘believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality.’ I nodded and murmured something about enlightenment principles and empiricism. He cut me off. ‘That’s not the way the world really works anymore,’ he continued. ‘We’re an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you’re studying that reality – judiciously, as you will – we’ll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that’s how things will sort out. We’re history’s actors  . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do’.”

It is an instructive insight into the Bush Presidency and effective when applied to national security threats of the Al Qaeda variety, you can launch a war against terror commit atrocities and walk away from all consequences. As Trotter suggests this is the new ethical reality political leaders espouse. The problem is that real threats to national security ( I am not belittling 9/11 ) can't be solved by creating a new reality as the Europeans are now discovering.

The Guardian reports,

" For two years, Europe has been force-fed a diet of unrelenting austerity. The crisis began in the private sector – in over-leveraged banks and wild financial speculation – but such was its impact on consumer spending, investment and trade that governments have seen their public finances dive deep into the red. Spending cuts have been imposed, pensions have been made less generous, and taxes have gone up. The policy has been an economic disaster. Growth has collapsed, unemployment has soared and – unsurprisingly – budget deficits have been much bigger than forecast. Election results from France and Greece show that it has also been a political disaster: voters have decisively rejected Euro-sadism and made it clear they want their politicians to chart a different course. Democracy has trumped austerity."


So much for a new reality. History's actors are caught, voters in France and Greece have rejected the right wing inspired austerity solution.

" Europe is heading deeper into a double-dip recession, the banks are on life support, and there is nothing resembling a Plan B as opposition to austerity stiffens. As Tristan Cooper, sovereign debt analyst at Fidelity Worldwide Investments, noted: "The irresistible force of German austerity has clashed with the immovable object of Greek popular resistance." There is now a stark choice. Unless the terms of Greece's bailout are made less onerous, it is heading for the euro exit door. The warning signs for the commission, the ECB and the IMF are there: sow the wind and you will reap the whirlwind."

For Greece I can see no other option but to walk away from the euro and that brings in the possible domino effect with Portugal, Spain and Ireland. What have they got to lose ?

" Iceland experienced one of the most severe recessions in the world when the markets crashed in 2008. Economic output fell by about 12 per cent over two years. But the latest report on Iceland by the International Monetary Fund shows that growth is resuming. GDP is expected to increase by a relatively healthy 2.5 per cent in 2011. The Icelandic public finances are on a sustainable path too with government debt projected to fall to 80 per cent of GDP in 2016."

I would expect that the implications are not lost on the nations of Southern Europe.

" Depreciation has helped too. The value of the krona fell by 50 per cent against the euro from peak to trough. This has delivered a boost to Iceland's two main exports, aluminium and fish."

Leaving the euro would return economic sovereignty to Greece

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

"....because I'm too damn lazy to..."


You got to love get rich quick schemes, these guys took my bait about 3 hours after I took theirs 

" Hi Iain,

Can I promise you something? In about two minutes I will change your life forever. Ready to see how? Then listen up, Iain, time is running out and you might be late already, so please - no distractions. I'm in no way more special or better than you, but I did truly make about 32k just this past week. Now think about that amount: 32 grand a week! Hard to believe right? Well, what if I told you I only worked about 8 hours last week? Still don't believe me? It's ok, you will, because I'm about to give you access a tool that will let you tap into an infinite amount of wealth.

Here is the truth: What made my results possible for me is a top-secret, push-button super software that only a handful of privileged people have access to. And those privileged individuals are mostly super affiliates that make millions a month or huge Internet companies. I've created a spot for you to become part of that club, today. So brace yourself, because this software will give you a giant boot in the pants.

And here is the scary part: My results are actually pretty small, because I'm too damn lazy to spend more time using the software. It's completely up to you how much you make. So... Are you in or are you out? Are you ready to start leading a lavish lifestyle?

##########
( link disabled by me )

P.S. Almost forgot, don't forget to thank me personally when you are buying a sports car next week.

frefobiz@laimajess.info "

Now do I attempt to con the conners ?

I agree with Adolf


Adolf has posted about a foolish butcher and he is spot on the guy is an idiot.


" A butchery manager at an Auckland supermarket was fired for unwrapping packed chicken which had reached its best-before date and re-packaging it.
Michael Dick then attached a reduced price sticker and returned it to the shelves with a best-before date of the next day, according to an Employment Relations Authority finding released today."
 I am of the opinion that you probably shouldn't eat many products until they hit the best-before-date.
Mr Dick claimed the store had a practice of rewrapping and relabelling meat to reduce waste and said Countdown wanted workers to keep the value of wasted meat below a set amount. An ability to meet that target helped earn a bonus, he said.
 Authority member Rosemary Monaghan found Progressive Enterprises, which owns Countdown, had acted fairly and reasonably when deciding on and implementing the dismissal said and his sacking was justified. 
I am not going to argue with  the employment authority but I do have concerns about the pressure Dick was under to meet the targets. Adolf points out,
" All he had to do was cut the price and put a "manager's Special' sign on the package.  It's not illegal to sell stuff on or just after its 'best before' date.  It is illegal to sell stuff after its 'use by' date."
Had he done that Progressive Enterprises who are from my consumers perspective total wankers, wouldn't have had a leg to stand on.